And now, the Reverand Abraham Wheatley, Saver of Souls.

Though they broke my legs,
They gave me a crutch to walk.
Though they broke my legs,
They gave me a crutch to walk.
Though they broke my legs,
They gave me a crutch to walk.
Their laws to guide me,
And a crutch to walk.

Brothers and sisters,
I have sinned more than sinning,
I have been away these last four long years,
But now I have returned to the fold
To be among my flock.
I come as humble shepherd,
Embodied by the almighty,
The power above,
The power that is in me,
For I am reborn brothers and sisters,
I am living proof that goverment saves.

Brothers and sisters,
I want us to show faith in the powers that be.
For we are the true believers.
I want you to come forward together,
Come to me,
And let us feel the power of the cross.

Todays lesson,
Stay in your homes,
Except on Thursday,
Do not stray from the path,
It's well signposted, you can't miss it really,
And we're open all day.

Now theres no need to rush, 
There's plenty of pencils for everyone.
There's collecting tins for your donations.
Cheque, credit card facilities avaliable,
Government saves stickers and badges on sale,
T-shirts in small, medium and large.
Put a downpayment on your place in heaven,
And buy me another four years brothers and sisters,
Dance, dance, wherever you might be,
I am the lord of the dance said she,
And if you don't dance, 
We have ways of making you dance.

Governments, be with you!