Always tell the voter what the voter wants to hear.

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You want jobs?  I've got jobs!
Hospitals? Top of my list!
Tax cuts and platfrom shoes,
For every small businessman!
...Just give me your vote.

Schools, Prisons, of course we'll bulid them.
Condoms for the American GI's
Nucelar reactors breed like rabbits,
Police oppression

Allo, Martin
You disagree with out St
Well I couldn't agree with you more, 
I think it's outrageous, disgusting.


Good evening Shirley, 
I'm soo glad that you've rung.
It's a matter thats as dear to me as it is to you.
Give me four years and I'll get right down to it,
Because unlike my balding colleague on my left,