Oh, honey, it's a brilliant thing
Costs nothing to be as mad as Ming.
Oh, baby, there loon astray,
Made history when he came today.

I'm crazy, but you get cold,
That's why you'll have to go
Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new car, Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new 

I'm lonely, but I'm not that sad,
I've got lots of friends inside my head.
Mm, no, the problems you
This pressure's breaking you in two.

I'm crazy, but you get cold,
That's why you'll have to go
Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new car, Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new car.

I'm crazy, but you get cold,
That's why you'll have to go
Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new car, Ed's got a new car.
Ed's got a new 

Made history when he came today,
He'd make more if he just went away

See I'm crazy,
I'm crazy,
I'm crazy but you get cold.